Raise Your Standards.

AstroBade August 25, 2019 3:08 am

Find a man who will take you to his world. Find a man who will come fighting for you when someone else kidnaps you. Find a man who will get a passport just for you. Find a man who will move worlds for you. Find a man who will memorize a language in a week for you. Find a man who will make his world as close to yours as possible. Find a man who will make a bed for you out of grass. Find a best friend who wants you to watch him have sex. Find a best friend who will have sex with you after. Find a best friend who will walk in on you having sex and act like you're just reading a book.

Responses
    Dreams_and_Music November 4, 2019 12:29 pm

    The whole thing read like a fever dream, lol! Def worth the read. I was D.E.A.D at him saying he memorized the whole Japanese language in a week, lol! What are they feeding them on this island that they make these perfect men!?

    ymi December 8, 2019 3:28 pm

    Why are these comments so good here. I'm dying of laugher. (≧∀≦)