Seme

Hm... I see you've been raped.


.....

I'll just stick my baseball-size dick in there and it'll work like one of those flashie things in Men In Black. I have the Rod of Erasure that makes all the bad memories go buh-bye.

Of course, you won't walk right for three weeks afterwards and forget bowel movements. But hey! It'll make this so much better. Trust me.

-- Signed, Evil Big Dick