Responses
I was hoping for a "Oi listen up, Zac (Only name I remember) look around! Open your eyes, I ain't gonna be the dude who steals a..."friend's" crush. Go talk to pinkie.
Blondie, drop it. I don't eat old grass. We are over.
And you, quit making things awkward! We only had a one nightstand, nothing more nothing less. If you have time for this idiotic squabble than you have time to take care o your child.
This situation is so stupid and I'm gonna end it, enjoy the rest of your day."
But instead we got a cliché "I'll date all of you an date who I am more horn- I mean love more".
I do hope his plan was to make them all say "Nay, if he's fine with either one, I'm not special to him" and leave him alone... If not it makes him somehow an a**hole, because he's keeping them warm to see which one's best. That's just shitty.