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It wouldn't be so bad if he was trying to woo him. Like, try flowers and chocolates, not forcing him to be your secretary. Or forcing him to have sex...or just force in general.
Try being romantic dudes, damn.
I don't mind the "I will catch you no matter what", but yeah, at least try to be a bit romantic, try to seduce him!
I hate this types of semes. Like I fucking hate them. "I will catch you no matter what" Like fuck off bitch smh. The uke is super awesome tho. He deserves better tbh ╮(￣▽￣)╭