Hmm

Rosepainter December 4, 2019 3:18 am

I was a young bitch once( ̄∇ ̄"), i have seen some questionable porn before of bitches and male bitches who could take like various things like bats, egg plants and i think one guy die by fucking a horse!!!!
(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 The point is that bitch would be dead! No baby is that size yet alone a asshole! The width of that thing would rip open a dam car window Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)
I would do the only logical thing at this point use the thighs , shit and even then you could not close your legs around that.....calling him a dwarf hahah
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Responses
    Kanra December 4, 2019 10:17 pm

    That thing can tear the boi open :v idk how he's even taking it in and saying it doesn't hurt him at all :v wth.. what is this sorcery?

    Rosepainter December 5, 2019 12:40 am

    Power of muppet puppet ass holes hhhhh.
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    otlcryman December 5, 2019 6:24 pm

    holy shit bats? LOL

    Rosepainter December 6, 2019 12:52 am
    holy shit bats? LOL otlcryman

    Lol yes mind you those examples where shown to me by my friends at the time (=・ω・=) you just have to sit back and wonder how do you date after that? Like no human can really compete with bats lmfao (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

    Teddy Bear December 8, 2019 3:01 am

    ...but the anus can stretch to the diameter of a hefty raccoon...

    Rosepainter December 9, 2019 1:47 am
    ...but the anus can stretch to the diameter of a hefty raccoon... Teddy Bear

    Haha(≧∀≦) i die lol

    toasted butter December 10, 2019 10:50 pm
    Haha(≧∀≦) i die lol Rosepainter

    yes, yes ones anus can do many things buttttt fun fact the human anus can stretch 7in so technically you can fit a amazon echo up your butt ( ̄∇ ̄")

    Rosepainter December 10, 2019 11:06 pm
    yes, yes ones anus can do many things buttttt fun fact the human anus can stretch 7in so technically you can fit a amazon echo up your butt ( ̄∇ ̄") toasted butter

    (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ i hope we talking depth not width!....oh hellll noo! I think ill just read about it lol. I don't like the idea of permanent slip and slide shits (⊙…⊙ )

    Chairry December 13, 2019 6:45 pm
    (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ i hope we talking depth not width!....oh hellll noo! I think ill just read about it lol. I don't like the idea of permanent slip and slide shits (⊙…⊙ ) Rosepainter

    But the whole time i been thinking hes only putting the tip in hmmm

    Rosepainter December 13, 2019 10:15 pm
    But the whole time i been thinking hes only putting the tip in hmmm Chairry

    I thought he put more in cause he basically had a stroke while having sex with him =3