Lol

Biabear January 9, 2020 6:13 pm

Everyone in this story is so dense.

Bad guy: Charlotte counts as 1.5 people in her condition.
Ron: What.
Bad guy: You know, cuz it's not just her...
Ron: What do you mean?
Bad guy: Charlotte eats for two.
Ron: She's gaining weight?
Bad guy: Yeah. Weight in her womb.
Ron: That's oddly specific.
Bad guy:
Ron:
Bad guy: She's pregnant.
Ron: Who's pregnant?
Bad guy: Charlotte is pregnant with your baby, Ron. You had sex and she's pregnant. That's what happens when a man and woman have unprotected sex. There's. A. Baby. Inside. Charlotte.
Ron: Σ(っ°Д °;)っ *mind blown*

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