lmao like seriouslyy
him: i don't wanna be a surgeon
god: *setting up every single possibility so he becomes a surgeon* shame
Imagine: Some god loses love of his life and decides to turn back time in order to nurture a good enough surgeon to save his love. But whenever he looks, that stupid guy just refuses to get into surgery, so the god has to work overtime just to get that stubborn fool towards the right path...
i'm choking
god literally will not allow you to not be a surgeon