His balls look old lololol

I don't know why I'm commenting this but if you've actually seen a real penis, it's suppose to look like that. The lines are created from extra flesh, i'd think it'd be much creepier if they looked perky like boobs. (●￣(ｴ)￣●) but then again aesthetics might matter to some people. ehh ╮(￣▽￣)╭

I thought they looked hairy lol

Yes but this is not a realistic style, so saggy balls are going to look really weird