I think Rene is just weak as fuck compared to a dragon
Wew u sure have bad luck
Oh ya... He's a dragon Σ( ￣□￣||). Lol, when I see kids my traumatising memories come running back, so I forgot (￣∇￣")
Trust me it ain't bad luck. Whenever I have to babysit my cousins, I have my hands full just trying to keep them alive while they find creative ways to kill themselves. One is trying to jump out of the balcony while the other tries to put his hand into electric sockets, it's a mess. My aunt says they're doing it only to me to get my attention, well those little definitely are doing a good job.
P.s ik I'm ranting but they're adoroble when they just sit in one place and play amongst themselves.
I salute you soldier
Hahaha... The author has clearly never been hit by a 3 year old before ....
All i can think back to is memories of pain. This one time I was carrying my cousin while we were in the mall so that he doesn't wander off, but then he saw something he liked and started throwing a tantrum and pulling my hair REALLY hard. He also started wiggling in my arms and cuz of that I lost balance and was about to fall on my baby cousin but then I had to protect him so I do this twist in midair so that I fall to the ground on my back while I'm holding him on my chest. Once I was on the ground, Then my cousin basically steps on me to get his toy . Yup, guys three year olds are devil incarnates. ╮(￣▽￣)╭