Most American movies: *the dumb couples who get drunk and fuck in some random ass place di...

EGGPLANT April 6, 2020 7:42 pm

Most American movies: *the dumb couples who get drunk and fuck in some random ass place die first*

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    LaughingAardvark April 6, 2020 9:20 pm

    Yep. The first two rules of who's gonna die. #1 drinking or drugs, #2 having sex. Next is #3, one of them saying "I'll be right back."

    EGGPLANT April 7, 2020 9:13 am
    Yep. The first two rules of who's gonna die. #1 drinking or drugs, #2 having sex. Next is #3, one of them saying "I'll be right back." LaughingAardvark

    LMAOOO that "I'll be rightt back" guys tho. Let us not forget that one popular blonde too

    LaughingAardvark April 7, 2020 9:38 pm
    LMAOOO that "I'll be rightt back" guys tho. Let us not forget that one popular blonde too EGGPLANT

    Well she's generally plastered and dragging her boyfriend into the bushes. Remember kids! Only sober virgins survive! Just pray you're one of the two (maximum) that can survive a horror movie. Good luck!