Stupid shit

Same! Have you ever read Kuroneko Kareshi? There was one part when the seme said he felt some feces still inside the uke's butt. Wahhh. I'll shut up with you now.

Well, there's a lot more to anal sex than these stories let on. It's such a tedious procedure that for me personally, when my partner wants to do it, I get slightly annoyed because I'm lazy and don't wanna do the prep.

The prepping part of having anal sex is always never shown. First, you gotta clean out your colon of any waste. And then wash yourself as thoroughly as you can down there with soap and water. And then you or your partner has to use lube, their fingers, or toys to loosen the muscles before they actually can penetrate.

For me, it's tedious and I usually prefer not to have it up my ass. But some people really enjoy it. And some gay couples forgo anal sex or only do it on special occasions.

Also, vaginas release air as well during penetrative sex so it wouldn't be surprising if someone farts. Sex isn't something beautiful despite porn wanting to pretend it is.

No I haven’t but if it’s yaoi I’ll read it but yeah that just came to my head I just surprised myself.

OMG I did not know that but it’s interesting I feel so stupid

True. Anal sex is very tedious process my gay friend explained to me once. For the vagina fart lmao my ex and i would laugh at the farting sounds during sex lol it's very normal.

The firdt time it happened to me, I jumped away from my partner and insisted frantically that I didn't fart. I moved my leg and my vagina farted again. We laughed really hard.

You're not stupid. Sex education is very lacking all around the world. Most people are just expected to know how to save their parents and teachers the embarrassment of teaching them.

I guess I learned something new that changed my life in a good way

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... Called queefing. Some extra unneeded info.
But yeah

True

That was something I never wanted or needed to know lmaoooo