Bitch

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Use these methods for the worst pain: Hack it off with a red hot knife or just stick a flame to it and give it a burnt stick! A plus is the evidence will probably burn away if you just toss it in a fire proof place. They have no evidence it was you if you plan it right

I had to look up what castrate meant..... And I agree whole heartedly because if he doesnt get the message after that then lets just get rid of the whole thing (╬￣皿￣)凸

Or use a blunt axe.... Thinkin of nearly headless nick from harry potter

“Accidentally” shove a stick of wood down his man area and “accidentally” just happen to throw a match or a flame near the stick just “happening” to burn his thing from the inside out! :D

Nah you all wrong you gotta use safety scissor to cut off what makes him a man!!

Ohhh u like the super slow version. What happens if we just accidentally find the dullest safety scissors and it took much longer??

Then we'll just accidentally slowly and painfully cut off his dig-dong!!

Let’s “hope” we don’t “accidentally” slip in the process and give him some cuts and bruises in the process.