is everyone just going to ignore the fact that the dude became a plant

Yes

lol yeah. I thought it was adorable but, couldn't help but think, if the plant is his lover, are the beans like, their children? Will he be eating them? A dilemma.

Plants and humans can't reproduce together meaning they can't impregnate one another so they probably, no, they definitely aren't the orange haired's children.

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