bruh my salty ass is cringing with all the cheesy lines

Deadass gotme lookin like this:

especially, because you can just see, that they are too old mentally for those tiny bodies, so it is just so super duper awkward.....if my kid would talk like this, it would shock my soul out of my body....high intelligence has it's limits, it does not negate the fact, that you are still a kid with a 5 year old brain and half a decade of life experience etc...hahaha