
Omfg my boyfriend and I always have a blast with sex, half of the time its serious, half of the time its all inside jokes. I remember this one time we were fooling around and i was kissing his ear and he was like "talk dirty to me" (whixh already is a joke to us) so naturally the only thing i could say was "dishwasher, toilet, paris" and he just stayed silent so for some reason i continued talking french "baguette, bonjour, fromage" and finished with "im sorry I dont know anything else in german" and this guy just fucking lost it. We ended up crying ourselves too sleep. The most stupid shit end up to be the funniest ever

during it I felt uncomfortable and awkward because before that he was urging me to do something and I didn't feel comfortable and I knew that when we finished he was going to be angry. But while he was doing it he said something about being "Daddy's little girl" and because I felt so awkward and uncomfortable I laughed and he got mad.
if someone had to say that to me I would've laughed...I'm such a bad person I promised myself I'd never laugh at someone during sex again