if i could....dude...i would op the shit and sit them down and watch them romance with popcorn and snacks and drinks in my hand while living the life of an op who no one can touch and who is the actual ruler of the world...whenevr someone tries to fuck up the peace, they will be punished (not killed, just in some way psychologically treated by me and if it won't be promising they will go to prison).....
Dude. it sounds like you wanna be a god withing the storyline. The kind that gets to rule the universe & punish the crap out of all offenders..& people you just dislike....that sounds awesome!! (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
If so:
I'd wanna be a shadow god. Still having the privilege of being an audience member but from up close where people can't see or touch you and far less authority than the central god. Like I can't control everything (lack power/authority) but I can still lightening-strike the jerks who interfere with the romances I support (like-- "here comes the bad guy" & then *ZAAAP* "???" he just got lightening-ed in the face. & I get to laugh at the scene unfold while everyone else is just confused) ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

wtf what fucking excuse WAS THIS?!SHE WAS DEFILED..... OH MY GOD ,HOLD ME 'CAUSE I'M GONNA CUT OFF HIS DICK AND FEED IT TO HIM SO THAT HIS OWN MOUTH GETS DEFILED