Are you horny 24/7 damn bro props to you keeping your schlong up while casually commenting.
Ikr
Ohhhh well that's even better you just grow a dick in the moment of horniness. As it subsides the schlong retracts.
Ignore me I'm on x days no weed and my brain wants to commit acts of terrorism. Instead I'm just being weird online.
Invisible peen
THE BEST PART IS COMING WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END WITH A CLIFFHANGERRRR