i gotta say

I agree. Did it once. Never again.

it'd be a different story when you have diarrhea

We don't talk about it

it just happened to turn out this way, but i've learned my lesson now.

WTF

SOME PPL ON THIS SITE NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME I----

Free entertainment with a cost of looking at dumb bitches ;)

I wash my fucking ass

I heard it was called Poseidon's kiss or sum

sittin on the toilet
i had to take a doodie
when the doodie hit the water
the water hit my booty
doo doo doo doo

what the fawk :D

LMFAOSOSNDJF

SEARCH IT UP

I JUST DID- I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A NAME FOR IT AASGG BUT NOW I DO

MWAH

sis u okay? u lay down a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you go shit so when your poop hits the water, it doesn't splash on u because it lands on the toilet paper. i hope this helps you in the future. best wishes.

I WAS TSLKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT IT AND HE WAS LIKE EUNICE YOU MUST TAKE A HUMONGOUS SHIT BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME I checked his fucking house the water level was lower than mines

I DO THAT HAHAHAHAH

oh fuck thats a good technique

I'm sorry I fucking cackled
JUST IMAGINE BREAKING THE TOILET FROM MOVING AROUND