I want someone to compose a song about this.

I Thot You Was a Toad December 9, 2014 1:05 pm

Ass Hunter, Ass Hunter, Ass Hunter ...

Can I hug you, summary writer? Your English needs a little work, but I haven't smiled so much since I was in the dentist's chair having my wisdom teeth removed. Sheer brilliance.

Responses
    KyoZaNa✿ December 9, 2014 2:12 pm

    "Ass Hunter, Ass Hunter, Ass Hunter..." -- Go ahead, keep hypnotizing! :D

    carbo21 December 9, 2014 7:12 pm

    Giggle. Full blown chuckle. Ass Hunter. Better not be as disappointing as a porno movie called "Dick of Death".............

    Miara December 9, 2014 7:53 pm
    Giggle. Full blown chuckle. Ass Hunter. Better not be as disappointing as a porno movie called "Dick of Death"............. carbo21

    ahaahahahaha, "Dick of Death" omg so funny XD

    I Thot You Was a Toad December 10, 2014 2:15 am
    Giggle. Full blown chuckle. Ass Hunter. Better not be as disappointing as a porno movie called "Dick of Death"............. carbo21

    OMG! It sounds like some sort of cable wrestling battle royale: "Dick of Death" vs. "Ass Hunter" Run for your life! ... Second thought, I'm not going there.

    carbo21 December 10, 2014 2:45 pm

    Best not. We'll just destroy our pure yaoi minds!

    I Thot You Was a Toad December 10, 2014 4:33 pm

    Weird to say, but some things about yaoi remain surprisingly pure. Between the prospective slogan for a "Dick of Death" Ass Hunter ("Kill that Ass"?) and the automatic reactions to it ("No, don't! I mean ... what?" and "Run for your life!"), I have to say that "Run, ass, run!" does not come across with quite the same elegance.

    I Thot You Was a Toad December 10, 2014 4:38 pm
    Weird to say, but some things about yaoi remain surprisingly pure. Between the prospective slogan for a "Dick of Death" Ass Hunter ("Kill that Ass"?) and the automatic reactions to it ("No, don't! I mean ... wh... I Thot You Was a Toad

    *is 12* (not really, but ...)