Can I be a pen

No, you horny goer.

I wanna be a pen too

Let me be a pen (￣ε(#￣)Σ

me three ):

I mean goddamn pens are so- wait i suddenly remembered this one manhwa--- obey me---- PENS

Got your ready-to-see-what’s-inside liscence?

Okay maybe i didn't think that through