Okay, so is the idea that a guy's dick gets bigger if he abstains from sex for a few weeks...

Also the fact that uke butts are always clean and they always cry during sex.

Right, and they all moan like porn stars (which they are, I suppose.) I mean, if I ever moaned that much, I would've had someone call for an ambulance.

See, and that's why they all aim to get an apartment with sufficent soundproofing. My 70+ neighbour one fllor above me lately expressed her compassion for my obstinate bronchitis. "You're coughing even late in the night!"
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Bronchitis is awful. I hope that clears up soon.

Ah well it was whooping cough brought in by my kids (we were a happy bunch of barking dogs around christmas), which diminished to bronchitis - but that was far too mainstream, so I went ahead with laryngitis. Now I've got a "vow of silence" and lots of pretty gay pills (you know - multicoloured), which are supposed to cure...eh...all of it.
But to return to the main point, you forgot about the "nonono"-mantra the average uke has to mutter 'til completion.
I don't know what kind of survey prompted these clear-cut "flavouring ingredients" but - one rarely sees deviants. That makes them all the more precious (≧∀≦)

That no-no-no mantra never fails to piss me off. Say what you mean, dickhead! Which is "Harder! Faster! Deeper!"

Well, it might be a stimulating fantasy for the average person to send the mind on vacation. Generally spoken it leaves the active participant with two choices:
1. Stop, because you care (No? why? something wrong? hurts? recommendations? preferences?)
2. Or don't because ...well, you don't.

Real life requires Door #1. In Yaoiland it's always some variation of Door #AliceinWonderland.

Which bring us back to gay pills. Which supposedly cure all.
Not to forget *Yaoi magic*
*sparkles*
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Funny comment, but you have obviously never lived in an apartment building with a 'screamer' - Every night, she would scream so loud the whole apartment complex would hear her! Once a week the superintendent would have a list of complaints about the noise ... LOL It was torture for about 1/2 a year, then they moved out.

See, I'm a very suspicious person and doubt that screamers are as out-of-control as they want the rest of the world to think. I think they are utterly sincere in their act ... of exhibitionism.

So what did you do in the meantime? Rustle up some popcorn and hand out party hats? Wait 'til the show was over and then give her a big applause and Olympic Judging style number count?

We were a little to chicken to do that (This was my first apartment on my own (I was almost 18 at the time) and most of my fellow neighbours were uni students too, so we just ducked and covered, then complained to the landlord ... hehe - mind you we did the same with the house parties too, until we started hearing things break ...) Canadians - we're too polite for our own good sometimes.

:-) You never know exactly who you're dealing with, either. It doesn't sound like self-restraint was a treasured character trait. Better to be discrete than to regret it later.

You're right, these gay pills are a cure for everything..STDs, common sense, worls agony...
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Love this comment!! And subsequent comments lol. yaoi Magic it must be. Also... If you're really horny there's no need to "get ready" for anal, just thrust it on home!

Okay, I don't know why but I can't stand Riju for some reason. He annoys the hell out of me! (╬￣皿￣)凸
Damn what a fine fine brothers Chisato has... I drooled...ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Fair 'nuff, but what does that have to do with dick size to sperm count ratio in yaoi mythology?

Ummm, actually, I dated a guy once, who felt bigger than normal this one time, so yes, it IS possible. I don't know what to think as to why, other than maybe he was super-excited??