the uke is such a caricature. real people who are that clueless and stupid don’t exist, ...

the uke is such a caricature. real people who are that clueless and stupid don’t exist, like how do you not know that when your lips are dry and cracked (from kissing, in this case), you put on some chapstick/vaseline? like what the fuck? i don’t like how they paired an extremely naive person with an extremely manipulative person. it’s an awkward combination, and it makes me feel bad for the uke because he’s so dumb