He can come to mine, too. I'll put him to good use replacing my rough tiles, cleaning out the eavestroughs, and pruning the upper branches on the tops of my trees that I can't reach with a ladder anymore.
He can put my neighbours to sleep after cooking a nice dinner.
Kind of bland when one's a fan of garlic and, although I like my meat on the rare side, there is such a thing as too rare.
Mr. Supernatural Strength can haul out the chunks of concrete that tree roots broke apart on my footpath, too. He would probably be very good for washing the clerestory windows and dusting the ceiling. There are times when a vampire comes in handy!
Totally agree. I did not mean cook my neighbours just make them shut up so that I can sleep without the noise at 2 am.
No worries. I didn't think you were Hannibal Lector.
lol
He really can come to my house.