idk

i need help finding this manga where the author makes fun of stereotype yaoi, the first stereotype seme was the president type bullshit, the uke was 'kidnapped' and the seme with a reallllly big shoulder and hands 'bought him' and they were gonna do it when the mc run to the bathroom and magically hes back home again. The second one was an arabian prince?(shoulder and hands bigger than the presidentlol) the uke was a thief and they caught him, the prince got interested and decided to nake the uke dance to atone for his sins? and then when they re gonna do it the uke run again to the bathroom and lmao.. it didnt transport him so he just ran and the prince called his friend, the president as mentioned earlier and said that he caught an interesting toy - and now idk