the uke is so cute i wanna pinch his cheeks omg he's so smolll

and eat his cheeks but eat the people who bully him

And go chu chu chu and give him pecks all over his tiny baby hands and then tuck him in bed then SET EVERY MF THAT MESSES WITH HIM ON FIRE as the baby sleeps peacefully uwu

And feed him sweets until he's bloated then pinch his belly but feed the mf that hurt him my shit then make then puke