...squealed like a muthafucking pig!“Yo’ pasty ass former cumbucket kidnapped my ass and tried to kill me and being the little bitch that he is, couldn’t get it done so he made it seem as if I ran away!”Wanna bet he would’ve believed his ass, no questions asked?
(≧∀≦) thanks for making me laugh amidst this frustrating week
My pleasure!
...squealed like a muthafucking pig!
“Yo’ pasty ass former cumbucket kidnapped my ass and tried to kill me and being the little bitch that he is, couldn’t get it done so he made it seem as if I ran away!”
Wanna bet he would’ve believed his ass, no questions asked?