So, the golf balls! In real life, please be careful with this. The problem isn't getting them in, it's getting them out. There's a very real issue with things/foreign objects getting stuck in the rectum, so try to save yourself the embarrassment of having to visit the ER. You can still put balls up there and simulate defecation by trying to push them out, but it's important to make sure there's a way to pull them out in case you fail. For this, ben wa/geisha balls are great since they have a string you can pull to ensure everything comes out.
Now, if your kegel game is strong, then you can try inserting the balls individually without the string; however, I would only recommend this if you're putting it in the vagina and not the anus. This is because you can't lose shit up the vajayjay (the cervix will prevent anything big from entering the womb) but the rectum has no such distinction and the item can get pushed further back and thus cause complications. Be safe in your sexcapades, my dudes!
Ps. This same principle is also why buttplugs have a flat base. It's so you don't accidentally suck in the plug and lose it in the rectal abyss. Just remember if you're gonna put anything up there, make sure you have a failsafe to pull it out.
I knew that you’re not supposed to stick golf balls up your arse because they’re extremely heavy but you’re giving a detailed explanation.... I’m not going to ask how you know this stuff
So, the golf balls! In real life, please be careful with this. The problem isn't getting them in, it's getting them out. There's a very real issue with things/foreign objects getting stuck in the rectum, so try to save yourself the embarrassment of having to visit the ER. You can still put balls up there and simulate defecation by trying to push them out, but it's important to make sure there's a way to pull them out in case you fail. For this, ben wa/geisha balls are great since they have a string you can pull to ensure everything comes out.
Now, if your kegel game is strong, then you can try inserting the balls individually without the string; however, I would only recommend this if you're putting it in the vagina and not the anus. This is because you can't lose shit up the vajayjay (the cervix will prevent anything big from entering the womb) but the rectum has no such distinction and the item can get pushed further back and thus cause complications. Be safe in your sexcapades, my dudes!
Ps. This same principle is also why buttplugs have a flat base. It's so you don't accidentally suck in the plug and lose it in the rectal abyss. Just remember if you're gonna put anything up there, make sure you have a failsafe to pull it out.