Am I the only one who prefers a light saber to a badly drawn dick?

nah i prefer it too.

100%. i prefer it all the time. no matter the situation. something about leaving it up to imagination is nice. idk. couldn't tell you.

can i deal with drawn dicks? yeah, some of them are good. i can read it totally fine. but would i switch them out for a lightsaber? IN A HEARTBEAT