SETH's Things

Bruh, I just downloaded this multiplayer gun game and literally ALL THE USERNAMES I could think of are taken already! And I can't use any special characters! I've been staring at the information screen for like 30min and my brain is completely fried!

I don't care what it is anymore, I just want one that'll pass through!

In a world, plagued with zombies- Dum Hoe has spent the last 15 years Living life like a rat.

With a cowardly personality that slowly morphed into paranoia, he has been using the underground sewage systems to travers the city undetected.

 After years of setting up traps and scavenging convenient stores, he has collected enough supplies to support an entire safe zone for a year.

Unfortunately, all the nearby bases have failed to keep the contamination from spreading internally and were eventually abandoned and burned to the ground.

Just when he felt like he'll never meet a human ever again, He met a mysterious handsome man named Disbich GottaBigDick.

Disbich was excited to meet Dum Hoe, but due to the lack of human interaction, Dum Hoe hissed at him and ran back in the sewer.

After a series of stalking and being cautious by nature. Dum Hoe slowly crawls out of his shell and hangs on to the only fuckable human he has ever met.

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After almost a year of living together, Disbich has finally opened up about his life before the infection started. He was a death row inmate, A notorious cannibal killer.

He says, that since he was in prison, the infection didn't spread rapidly despite the close proximity. However, they were one of the first groups of people to be abandoned by the government. Left to starve to death, he was trapped with nothing but a cell mate, he abandoned all rehabilitation practices and killed his roomate.

After escaping his cell- He still faced many hardships... turns out Human flesh wasn't really nutritious and sustainable for the long run.

Dum-Hoe was initially shocked, but slowly calmed down due to being desensitized in a now Man-eating-Man world.

Disbich reassured him that he won't kill and eat his boyfriend... but he will take a few nibbles here and there.

Dum-Hoe has come to realize- In a way, he was dating a Zombie with a conscious. Torn between eating him or eating him out... he found it quite romantic.

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This is getting too long- and Disbich wants to sleep. Dum Hoe smack Disbich up and told him to finish what you started. Disbich conceded, and flipped Dum Hoe around and fucked him at his own pace. But he didn't forget to give him a few bite marks here and there.

Unbeknownst to them, Disbich was actually infected.

They became the first zombie pair that would volunteerly eat each other's faces off.

 Scientists from the distant future, who have collected their data were still puzzled by this strange and bizarre phenomenon and called it: [Pun Insertion that will eventually full circle to the title of this story- Leaving you stun enough to think I'm a good writer, but that would be a lie. And I'm actually sleepy. Gn my lil pickles]

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