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#1 lebron meatrider (i've never even
watched basketball)
“Dih to yo crack name 3 nba players other than LeBron” js slide ts in gng
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.
was gonna talk abt how his birthmark resembles little lily pads but then it also looked like a mirrored PACMAN IM GONNA KMS
i was js doomscrolling here on mgg and i seen this person's profile (cus this user was defending rape and saying that the bottom liked it ew) and when i clicked it, i was met with a "sorry u do not have access to this page" or whatsoever?? tf does that mean? am i blocked? LMFAO if so, that's fucking weird cus i don't even think me and this ho interacted at all
reading this calmed me down, thx for that a lot. now, SIGN ME TF UP
doyoon nigga sybau ur ass only being like that cus u couldnt get dick, that "advise" was out of spite not out of genuine care for ur friend who's OBVIOUSLY going through it. here's my middle finger, FUCK OFF and spin on it mate 凸