*reads*
"Can i put it in "
*sprays some holy water on em *
" do you have a condom "
* throw the whole holy water on their dìcks*
. . . Amen
I guess that's another form of protection...
╮(￣▽￣)╭
*sprays a lil of holy water *
. . . Read more
*throws the whole bottle of holy water *
. . . Finish reading all
* smack the author with the bible *
I don't know why.... but smacking part of your comment make me laugh so hard i am crying
╮(￣▽￣)╭
*sprays holy water *
* throws the whole bottle of holy water*
*sprays holy water *
. . .
* throws a bible *
. . .
Amen
You are not the only one (⌒▽⌒)
╮(￣▽￣)╭
I was only trying to leave a like =^=
XD
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
*sprays holy water * . . .
It's too late... The devil has taken over...
*slaps u with a bible *
EVEN WITH THE BIBLE AROUND, PEOPLE STILL FALL TO MY POWER!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW???!?
*sip on ice tea * . . . ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Oooohhh what flavour is it?
Peach （￣へ￣）
You don't add pearls of jelly to it?
FUCC I THO I WAS THE ONLY 1 DOING DAT
lol well, the devil gives its thumbs up (**pearls or jelly). #bubbletealife
ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ (￣∇￣")
what sort of jelly/pearls do you mix in?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ secret
Fine then. The devil shall entwine your secret add-ons with demonic whisperings so that your bad luck increases and that the darkness pulls you deeper.
╮(￣▽￣)╭ i got dymplings
Oops . . . Dumplings* with chicken in em
Im full ao do you want sum ? (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Nah, the devil doesn't bother with the human version. The devil's version is well-defined, coming in flavours of despair, emptiness and depravity.
**well-refined
Ctfu come get a hug
LMAOOOOOOO well okay, we can hug, that's cool
*tailles tie up* sike
*go away while sipping on lipton * (=・ω・=)
*tailles n tie up*#
Fucc
Tackles is the keyword
You think I didn't predict that you measly human?!! Tis too bad that that was my after shadow that you tackled. You're too slow to catch the likes of me!!
Oh ╮(￣▽￣)╭ who told you i was Human
You attempted to slam me with a Bible... That is a typical response of humans. And I also checked your IP address from your messages and saw you typing your responses. That is proof enough. Your essence reeks of human
╮(￣▽￣)╭ not human nor a god
Guess what I am
Peasant, no need. I've already told you. Now I shall leave. I've already dwelled long enough
(￣∇￣") okay then
BIHH lmaooo my soul left
Those comments tho I'm dying
Relatable af and I think I'm not the only 1 lol
My bitchh ass self was drooling while staring at the pillow
Cat X dragon
Tiger X cat
Or...tiger X bunny? Lol
Tiger x Cat/ Dragon x Dog/ Turtle x rabbit (cute cus its almost like the tortoise and the hare) :3
⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
I swear it be just soo cute ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Ehehehe~~ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
sees kaneki in monster form
* sprays holy water *
Sees kaneki bout to die
* throw the whole bottle of holy water
Learns kaneki gonn have a kid
*choke on holy water *
Sees human eating humans
* choke the author