I want a husband like seth but like wtf seth why would you kill those INNOCENT women and children. . stress-relief what. Reminds me of that king of cursed from jenjutsu kaisen (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸
The thing is, Osiris wasn't really alive, the other gods just assumed he was because a dead person wasn't supposed to be able to leave Duat and show among the living... he was only able to be there thanks to possessing Anubis' body (meaning, that Osiris had found a way to repeatedly come back briefly into the world of the living, despite being dead... just as Seth had always known that he would). The other gods didn't know that, so they just assumed he was alive once again (and if Osiris fooled them into putting Anubis' heart in the scale, instead of his, and they didn't realize, then that would explain how Osiris was able to lie and hide the truth so well at that time).
Seth just wanted to be a happy father and a happy husband but osiris say "no no no fuck that I fucked your wife lol" seth said " YOO WTF MAN " osiris said " cause your dick disabled bruh " seth said " wtf man* sniff * why didn't my wife talk about this * drinks whine and got SIKED * also seth wakes up* osiris said " oh hey your awake ACTUALLY~ your dick wasn't disabled and I want you wait just kidding not kidding hahaha let's get this straight it will be a waste if your seed is given to nepethis so I made it into a flowers.. your flowers uwu " seth: " ew wut gross " Osiris: " and also I made your son into a hostage and I want to put something in your ass. " seth: " FUCK BRO NOT MY SON I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE!! NOT ANUBIS wait what ass " and then they have a one night stand the end
Also isis: I think my husband is gay








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