Astarion's Half Brother's Topics (523)

Well, hello handsome

Is he going to pull a Bella Swan act? Y'know when she's about to die and Edward bit her to save her life

A SUPPORTIVE FATHER???!!!?!!? Man, I'm envious of you ╥﹏╥

He's whipped, and also give that brown hair man a raise. He deserves the award for best wingman

The snake is still smol, therefore it's a snooper doodle and not a nope rope (▰˘◡˘▰)

Then why don't u teach him how to masturbate? Isn't that a win-win situation?

I'm like this close to snap your spine in two, gurl

They really say, "Fuck script, I'm improvising"

Did he just...... kick the dog???

Well, there's a reason why I got C+, should've paid more attention to Economy Class ╮(￣▽￣)╭