Astarion's Half Brother's Topics (523)

Ah yes, the modern day suffocation device we all experienced. Bitch, I feel ya

I didn't know Cain had a third leg (=・ω・=)

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM ㅠ_ㅠ

Yeah, sign me up for the maid position please

I almost had a heart attack thinking our human would die, but then I remember Cain is the lord of hell, so.... But ofcourse! Unless he's moving up to heaven, it's a different story

Why is this donghua so full of retarded and spoiled bitches???? FUCK OFF LADY (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

YASSS!!!! WE STAN A SUPPORTIVE MOTHER (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Ah, there we go. The holy trinity of bastards asshole, ofcourse ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

Pink, you're being awfully suspicious since the first 3 seconds we start. Just accept the title impostor you dumbass (╬￣皿￣)凸

HOUSTON, HE SAID THE MAGIC WORD!!! I REPEAT, HE SAID THE MAGIC FUCKING WORD!!!!! (づ￣ ³￣)づ