ch1
yoshi: casually drops that there's a stabber on the loose
nincompoop shiori: immediately runs outside and towards the knife guy at top speed
yoshi: casually appears bc why wouldn't he be there and impales himself bc why wouldn't he
moral: all relationship problems can be solved with stabbing
ch2
ushi: has contracted an incurable strain of delulu, specifically the yaoi variety
mikai: is confidently clueless except not the second thing conveiniently
ushi: lemme just wreck this since he was prob gonna tell me he knows what's good today
***two adults proceed to be well adjusted adults by not talking about anything. goals.
mikai: yo this is dumb lets date
ushi: psh, i dont believe it
mikai: ill do u one better, let's sex
moral: be delulu and you get the man
ch3
yao: is gay and hates that one guy
that one guy shishi: is gay and a douche
yao: i think we hate each other enough that casual sex would be hate sex so lets not
shishi: i see ur point but im horny so rethink that
yao: i am going to listen to that request bc why wouldn't i also damn that d be fine as hell
also yao: now see here, im awkward, this is exactly the shit i wanted to avoid
shishi: would it help if u knew im a dickbag because i have a crush on you
yao: actually yes
moral: be a dick if you like someone, they'll get it eventually
ch4
mutsu: i need that cash money and my neighbors pretty as fuck and possibly gay
yaga: i am at least two of those two things yes but don't focus on that, focus on my pretty ass tears
mutsu: alright
yaga: also live with me
mutsu: also alright
also mutsu: you cooked ur way right into my heart and I ate my way right into the gay
yaga: o i guess we have to have sex then huh? i love u by the way. also thanks for fixing my bro.
mutsu: yeah alright
moral: have a pretty ass face and no one will reject anything you say
ch5
kyo: i ran from my bro's brocomplex (and also from the gay sex) right into the hands of someone even more nitpicky
busu: ill yell at you but im a highkey mama bear
kyo: yo but am i ur only cub tho
all his friends: yeah he's a dick to everyone else
kyo: ayyyyyye
busu: lemme just let u know real quick that i don't look at u like a cub. i look at you like a twink.
kyo: ooooooh
busu: yeah dude, get out
kyo: nah man, let's sex
busu: alright
kyo: alright
moral: ......is there one????
ch6
mori: fukkk big cute dudes are goals af alright
futa: woof
mori: also sports tho
futa: woof
moriya: what a good boy, have a present
futaba: *transforms from soft to six pack real fuckin quick*
mori: no wait, im gonna bail
futaba: woof
mori: look im vulnerable and kinda teary
futaba: *woof*
also futaba: oh wait, i mean let's sex
mori: that works too
moral: uh. be... obedient...and loyal. yes. sure.
I'm extra af, trust me, I know
that was the easiest confession and the chillest acceptance I've ever seen
that was all I ever wanted from manga. I am satisfied.
Now we can rest in peace lol
with all of the stupid homophobic remarks
but the more I read the funnier that shit got because homeboy is literally talking smack about himself and I can't wait for him to see that
but that cat tho
new favorite character for sure, I'm down for the long haul
"lemme just pressure you into accepting me after i mention that i'm considering assaulting you casually af
like no biggie smalls, im just moving because my brain thinks rape is a great idea and i lack morals"
This isnt even uncommon in yaoi so I don't know why this one pissed me off like 100 times more
.03 of a step forwards, eight million steps back
You know what, you're right. Being hopeful never helped anything, so let's bump it up to 20 million just to be safe.
that's the funniest thing i've ever heard
it also just makes him a fanboy
that said... I am legitimately praying they don't make this kid do something over-the-top horrible like stalkers typically seem to in yaoi. I hope he gets out of the obsessive mindset and becomes a healthy, lovely boy.
(I can't take another "im okay that ur stalking me and then you got real handsy without my consent but lmao im apparently fine with literally anything" story. I can't).
me: ahh what a cute and pure story even if the plot is a little cliche, I can tell it's gonna be lovel-
chapter1 page 22: happens
me: oh. okay then.
Lmaooooo meeeeee
an accurate despcription of how I felt about the manga xD
meanwhile im just here like, "CANT ANYONE FINISH A SENTENCE WHILE USING A SUBJECT"
I hate the whole guessing game thing like
person 1: oh no did *it* happen
person 2: not yet, but *it* will soon
P1: wow *it* sure would be bad, huh
P2: yeah, we better not mention *it* by name because apparently *it*'s fucking voldemort and we need dramatic tension
"It" ... The new Pronoun game...
Sorry I meant to like ╮(￣▽￣)╭