911, whats ur emergency
but seriously, that was such a fucking leap in logic
Bro: yo I cant find my animal anywhere
tsu: alright, lemme go look for it without asking literally anything about it
Bro: lmao, have a metaphor implying it's a person
Rei: oh hell no, we're teleporting upstairs pronto, don't worry about closing the gate
tsu: wtf dude i was talking to that one guy
rei: OH NO U KNO MY DARK PAST (and current present kind of whoops)
tsu: no, what, i just mean what is even happe-
rei: LET US SEX
me: ok
pffft I love how you're like
"ok"
same tho
Manaka: I don't date straight guys, sorry, no bueno amigo, you're too straight for me
Ogi: //is literally fucking in Manaka (pun intended)/
Ogi: um. so then, how about now
Manaka: NOTHING ABOUT FUCKING A MAN IS GAY. I CAN'T DATE YOU, YOU'RE JUST WAY TO STRAIGHT
You turned me into a ghost cos i choke on my coffee reading this. I am now typing this with my ghostly fingers XDDDDD
XD
XD
I aCtUally FUCKIN WHEEZED LMAOAO
meanwhile, I still have whiplash from everything happening s o f a s t
takaya: hi
akito: fuck off
takaya: be my friend
akito: no animu is the only friend
takaya: lmao think again
akito: shit I love you whoops
takaya: ayyye same tho
me: alrighty then
hahahaha perfect summary
You're awesome
Me: lmao I remember nothing and no one but guess who refuses to reread anything?
Manga: is it you?
Me: your damn straight it is
Manga: have an in-depth recap of the entire story then
Me: B L E S S
XD It's ok I saw it got an update and was like:
"Bloody Mary...? WTF was I reading?!"
*Clicks on it*
"Uh?"
*Reads the summary*
*Wheels start turning*
"OH!"
*Reads the first page*
".... What the hell? I remember nothing... should I go back? No I'll push on"
*Everything then clicks*
"Well dayum D:"
Same2 i’ve Read this since 2015 but suddenly it stop updating and I cried in blood .. but now im happy and surprised its updating but I need to RE-READ IT too
but this one drew me in because they're like
"he's a beta.... ooooo I gotcha he's actually and omega, boom, you're fooled! But also that one guy is a beta too, no worries, he has none of them feels when pheromones get crazy... oooo gotcha again loser, he's feeling some typo' way; guess what he is? an alpha (probably)!"
I'm confused and amused, so I guess I'm sticking around for now
I think uke was beta but he was stung by that weird bee, and started developing omega hormones XD
we didnt need the last suspicious comment
we know the man is shady
hes so damn shady the sun has difficulty shining in his immediate vicinity
That's the end? It's ambiguous? I didn't hitch a ride on this train for actual ages for an open ending.
sigh...
I'm gonna go stare at a wall or something
"I didn't get my way so now I'll say mean things and throw a temper tantrum. Wah, feel bad for me."
No bitch, stop being an asshole and maybe he wouldn't avoid you like the bubonic plague.