
Yep! I said it! She's a bitch! And he's a weak-sauce limp dick! Yeah, she's smokin' hot. But that doesn't make up for the fact that she's a sloppy, lazy, manipulative bitch without a shred of common courtesy!
If something positive doesn't develop in this story soon, I think a murder will be committed!

Ahhh yes...Duke you can't help but fall for the warm, soft, jiggly, fluffiness! I know only too well, having fallen deeply myself years ago after I met my wife. She who ensnared me with those twin, delectably decadent, delightful pillows of feminine flesh. She knows of my deep, dark, weakness against them. She continues to hold me captive to this day! However, I have no regrets at all as I delightfully bury my face in their voluptuous warmth with great enthusiasm daily! Come, submit to your own version of this dark side of temptation, as I willfully remain snuggling, squeezing, and groping in my own!
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"Goodness, I've become rather unsettled." I just had to stop and open up a thread! I about died laughing!
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