Wanna bet how many innocent people's gonna get killed by this?

I expected a kiss

But the Gods graced me more than what I'm worth

I'll have a "someone get me out of here before I beat the crap outta this guy", thank you

Doesn't it suck when the stray cat you've been taking care off for a while suddenly runs away?

Casual confession really hits different

Man's got a thing for a specific shade of blue

The guy's kind???

Am thinking polite and would rather be on good terms with people instead of starting a fist fight cuz of the guy's anger issues

Kind is... Different I guess?

This could've been wholesome and cute without the bs Lying trope