someone get me a shovel so i can dig a grave for that abusive psycho priest
*hands over a shovel* Does he even deserve a grave, though? I say leave him to the crows and just hit him with the shovel.
nah lets just burn him, enough to hurt a lot, but enough to keep him alive. then bury him alive with creepy things ands spiders (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
betcha when she touches the egg crystal thingy it's gonna go into super glow mode and somehow wake up our sleeping beauty ML
watch the brothers trying to step on each others feet or get the other to mess up if they have to dance together
that was so smooth of amon
blondina how can you think that big cat is innocent and doesn't know precisely what he's doing lmao
fl: gets decapitated
her neck: squeaky clean
it seems her healing powers come with automatic cleaning service
theo's cuteness or is smile is gonna be the death of me
another possibility is me not being able to hold back when i see him in his big fluffy doggo form and getting eaten as a result ╮(￣▽￣)╭
naming her Lilith was the biggest and most obvious red herring of the story, and i still fell for it ╮(￣▽￣)╭
this story is so wholesome with the right amount of plot
it somehow makes me think of "your throne" although the story is the complete opposite
can someone rec sth similar?
if i was that leopard i'd roll over for sasha as well (▰˘◡˘▰)
Ngl same
Amon: does everything but confess his feelings in a three-word sentence
Blondina: my innocent cat must not know what this means to humans and is also confused by breeding season :(