
1. You blackmail her into dating you because she fears you’ll sue her.
2. You barge into her home unannounced demanding a date, you ignore her telling you she has work on the weekends, you make fun of her place and “accidentally” break property.
3. You pressure her into going to your house because her place is no longer save (because of the lock YOU broke).
4. You make fun of the amount of stuff she has and throw it out.
5. You jack off to her accidentally-sent nude with porn loudly playing in the background(?
6. She gets fired from her job because of your stupid tantrum and basically force her into moving in with you.
Can’t it get any better than this?

What if Todd is an illusion he created? I mean, taking care of sheep ALONE for 1-2 months seems pretty isolating to me. Aren’t humans supposed to be social creatures? He just had his horse and the sheep to take care of, he himself said that before “Todd” appeared his routine was very monotonous and quite boring.
He created Todd to satisfy himself, to not be lonely. He’s there to satiate Dennis’ sexual and emotional needs.
Grandma catching strays even in the afterlife