Miss girl? You mean to say you like to stay funky? you were waiting until your boyfriend had to tell you that it's necessary for you to take a bath? Oh Hell No! poor dude has to come up with all these different ways to get her to clean the funk and the mustiness off of her... this is a grown ass woman who refuses to clean herself.. wild! lmfao
I'm gonna tell you we are siblings, but first let me read you the entire bible before we get to that conclusion lmao
Damn this period blood headed bitch needs some Xanax & chill
Hear me out if I were to be Helena this is what I would've done:
1/ Scam the prince and his mamma for money (they call me Scammiana)
2/ Travel far far far away (with the money of course) where no one would catch me
3/ Build my own cottage and live my cottage core fantasy
4/ Marry a handsome & strong country boy who will love me and cut the wood for me and do all them hard chores. (so if by chance the prince and the other power ranger boys catch up to me, there's nothing they can do because I'm already married lmao)
Like honestly, girl.. You can always change your life, you don't have to live as a poppet for the prince and his mother who use you to showcase that they "care" when all they're doing is using you as a tool to feel better about themselves, if the prince loved you and showed a bit of respect to you as a human being he would listen to what you had to say instead of making assumptions and treating you like a damsel in distress all the fucking time! that shit must be tiring (he can also brake the engagement from the family he hates so much )... ain't nothing in this world is worth stomping over yourself and your desires for, so run away girl.
You see.. the thing with frosting is that after a while it starts smelling like sour milk..and I can't get that out of my head lmao
NOO STAHP I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE
Lmao he handled him like a used period pad, You go Harry do your thing!
roll em up, and dump em in the trash. right where they belong <3
Just say: "I like them cheeks! I wish to clap them cheeks! wish to taste that peach if you know what I mean ( ° ʖ °) "
Dude will run for the hills lmao to protect his ass..literally lol.. Remember ladies, When in doubt, the answer is always: Ass.
AHAHAHAHA I LOVE tHIS (づ￣ ³￣)づ
How are you gonna serve me food but not have me eat it? lmao, like you're really gonna cut off their conversation just like that and call it "THE END"??? at least have them finish the conversation...