Lmfao when he smelled mayonnaise on her I died laughing because that shit must have stunk, and she even slept with it, so it's a funky mayonnaise smell, also someone call the god damn police!
Well if he's not your "heart" then why the hell are you sleeping with him and making it harder or him??! Blood suckers can be so heartless sometimes, damn!
Oh Man! I can't wait for him to fall head over heels in love with the beautiful short haired guy! I would be so satisfied lmao