why doesn’t she just stab him LMFAO NEVERMIND THAT DOESNT WORK OUT BUT I CAN DREAM ABOUT IT
Why not try to cut his dick before he kill you? If you gonna die anyway, then maybe at least once, don’t just die, give him a little something he never experienced.
Collect oil, make a fire on some firewood close by, wait for him to come, pour the oil on him while kicking the fire towards him.
Prepare some papers, draw him naked being fucked by some other man, don’t forget to write his name on it, and then spread those papers everywhere, it would be best if those drawing can arrive on the emperor’s hand.
If he gonna kill the maids, might as well collect your own poop secretly, and when he almost come, pack the poops in a bag, and throw it at them like playing snowfight.
Call me petty, but I won’t let my enemy get away completely scot free.
Oh, might as well get a big painting of him naked being fucked by that guy who follow him around, and hang this painting right in front of my castle for him to see when he come visit me to kill me…
Believe me if there's a reason (no, I'm not bringing this up to defend Castor. I'm bringing it up to illustrate a completely different point. So please read to the end), as there is in almost all cases, that Castor is trash, if we did what you described I'm pretty sure we'd be letting off at least one of the reasons he's trash.





I THINK ITS JUST WIERD AND SOUNDS WRONG TO USE CHOCOLATE AS A LUBE ITS NICE TO LICK BUT LIKE TO STUFF IT UP AN ASS??