Mx Honey's Favorite

Boi howdy!!! So.... You've hustled and gigolo'd people all your life because of a slob ass stranger/kidnapper/brother put you up to it. He's making money, your being abused... All is well till to meet this guy (Sam) they need you to swindle. It just so happened that you seggs this guys dad back in the day. He likes you, you are scared but interested. Goose chase for 90% of the time.

This guy said fuck the pharmacy, fuck my best friend, fuck my professor who's trying to get some type of high speed corona vaccination approved so we can get this money, fuck all that cause I really like you.

You're like okay I guess I like you too. I'm just gonna say fuck it and end this gambling ring shit now. You screw over your brother and hold onto up your boo's money for a year while you're in jail. Gets out, that dude was waiting the whole time.... Only for your raggedy ass to be rewarded with a doctor boyfriend, an expensive apartment, his new job and all the extra money, and ohhhh... Let's not forget, he's got a big ass dick too!!!! What am I doing wrong, Noah!!! ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡʔ

Did anyone laughed while reading this or is it just me?

I like the angst. I would like this a lot more if I actually knew what the fucking problem was.

mhhmmmm ✍he✍ likes✍ ugly ✍black ✍eyes ✍lemme✍ just ✍write ✍that✍ down... ✍

Cliffhangers are not necessary


But are needed I understand but I cannot wait~~~

AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M LITERALLY SHOUTING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES RN AAAAAA I'M SO PROUD OF ISAGI HUHUHUHU YAAAAS ISAGI AND RIN MXNAKDJWKA I CAN'T I LITERALLY CAN'T

THATS MY BOY GET EM ISAGI WOOOOO

AY IM GLAD THEY PUT GAGAMARU BACK IN

I dont like seeing someone with the same face as nine being such a bastard.

This teacher makes my ass itch like fr, while it’s nice to have unwavering determination to better your students, I feel like like she needs to think things through completely, because for one she cannot fight and two she can’t predict the enemy’s moves . Tbh I don’t think she’s even realized that she only got this far because of her student. Sis need a real plan and not a plan of her riding the “hard work” of the students .
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I deadass thought that was kageyama....

Bruh the seme is trash and I think this is considered rape i don't confirm it is but I just think it is like doing it with a drink person without him conscious is kind of rape, like man I get you got rejected when you were little still I would have rejected you too XD my bad but my bby Blondie was right face is everything like that's how it is in this world smh.

Why pay for therapy when I can just re read this until I memorise every line each and every character says?

HES HYPING HIMSELF UP FOR A WANK I CANT-