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imma lizard hiss* hiss* hiss* hiss* imma lizard, oh! I poked ur foot, imma lizard hiss* hiss* hiss* hiss*.... Yeah... what a very informative memory.

He had one job... to play John Cena’s theme song with his nostril. You’ve disappointed me Grid.

You’re fucking old dude and outdated as fuck go die with the rest of your generation you walking corpse. Let her express herself, you do you and take those pills to save your shrivelled up raisins.

My brain summed this chapter up as just straight up ‘Awesome’

I like antagonistic men that I can truly despise and feel the utmost amount of rage against, other antagonistic men are just men being easily swayed by the antagonistic female and whom act epically pathetic for her by being weak minded without reason over her every cry for help, while with the majesty, we actually get an antagonist that acts like a fox, I like that his vassals are also detestable, like his “red head hound” that cares not for his sister, and finds no sympathy for why she has a troubled relationship with the mage they’re trying to gain power over, all the men on the majesty’s side are trying to sell their female sister or daughter for power, (The FL’s Father/The Saintess’s Brother) with all his people the majesty stands on a mountain of trash.

Cheeks I just want to squish! Chubby Wubby Lovely Cuties! x3 I wish those kids would follow me asking to play all the time ( > // 3 // < ) “ok you cuties let’s play whuteva you wanna!” I wanna be an uncle, father or grandpa so bad I would spoil all the kids! I’m gonna go broke buying the next gen playstations for them! This is why I counsel at summer camp kids cling on my back while I swim and climb around me I freaking love those kids! I was their favourite camper! uwu, I’m 17, but still lol I would be the most active grandpa ever no matter how old I get!

I’m gonna tear that red head kids fucking scalp off and feed his seed size brain to a street pigeon. It wont even be enough to feed that poor pigeon, the poor pigeon will be infected by his common disease of stupidity that’ll cause the pigeon to be disabled. I pity the poor pigeon.

Daddy Dion makes me weak! Don’t care scary, haunting, but till I have to deal with him realistically imma just admire him physically with my eyes cause Dion is one sexy bastard.

I’ve found the definition of dense and blind but to be fair she did say his mentality and eyesight were deteriorating so you have to take that into account since he’s slow on the uptake.

Can you eat pussy like that daaaammn!