
Someone get a broom.
I just fell to pieces.
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Wah hahaha :,)) i'm glad they got you pieced together -i got worried for a second XD can't... stop... laughing... lol

dude we all know that feeling. It is definitely something not to trifle with. I mean I bet none of use could have predicted the power of a cute uke panting lovingly under a sexy seme or any type of yaoi when we first picked up this genre. ANOTHER THING!! I bet none of us thought we'd be so obsessed with something before picking up our first yaoi books! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
So a smart glue company one day found a broken yaoi fan and decided to develop the yaoi fan glue with the help of the broken fanperson. >:U SO WE MUST ALL BOOST THE SALEs OF THIS AWSOME FANTABULOUS GLUE!!! *poses with the bottle* ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Truth to be told, I thought myself as already seasoned and matured through the years; this kind of self-confidence when you don't even flinch when you read "Hua Hua Long" or won't become a sniffling mess after reading "Boys Love". But that was clearly false bravado. I severely regressed after being exposed to Gusari/Kizu Natsuki: palpitations, squealing-attacks, the urge to share the awesomeness... Sooo... *grabs camera*
"Hold that pose! You're doing great! A little to right! Smile as if there'd been 48 updates!"
We're gonna advertise this Yaoi-Fan-Glue like there's no tomorrow, then we're all gonna be on the safe side! ( ̄へ ̄)

*holds the pose and smiles as if my favorite magikanas updated and made continuations of my favorite stories* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
but I know right! I mean seriously sometimes your able to read a story like hua hua long like its nothing then you find that one story that just turns you into jello and breaks one across the floor. I don't care how strong you are to yaoi's you will always melt and fall to pieces for something in this genre.

(⊙…⊙ ) *stealthily hides the key* . . .Wait I don't think anyone even wants this key anyway lol. hm~ that's a good question. . . WE ARE A NATION THAT CAN RIVAL ANY NATION!! How's that?
Oh~ say can you love~
The yaoi in sights~
a strong headed seme~ and an uke worth everything~
Oh say can you love~
The yaoi in sight~
Ropes, whistles, lotion~ and condoms to boot~

lol I take it you choked on your coffee from laughing at my previous comment. Here how about this
*gives you a mocha cheese cake with a yaoi image painted on the top*
<3 lol but seriously your comment about coffee is somewhat confusing me.
TELL YOUR MASTER YAOI WHAT IT MEANS!!
*points to the yaoi altar*

lol I take it you choked on your coffee from laughing at my previous comment. Here how about this
*gives you a mocha cheese cake with a yaoi image painted on the top*
<3 lol but seriously your comment about coffee is somewhat confusing me.
TELL YOUR MASTER YAOI WHAT IT MEANS!!
*points to the yaoi altar*

I should have learned (like: long ago!) that I'm not supposed to drink coffee while reading. But my learning curve is seriously flat.
So I proceed wiping my screen. *sighs*
(I'll experiment on something, hold on... http://www.mangago.zone/home/photo/507/)

We're back to sound-effects?
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/like_cat_and_dog_gintama_dj/mi/mi_chapter-1/18/

. . . .. .8D WOOHOO!! *holds up a sign with a big black 10 on it* TEN OUT OF TEN for that one!! lol
ugh I need to find this manga. >:U its about a actor (traditional actor) who loves his cousin if I remember correctly .. . . .screw it I can mostly remember the fact that the main boy always played the female role in acting which he inherited from his father who he felt actually hated him but loves him. .. .I remember more about this story then I thought XD lol

I'm only doing this ONCE... should this ever be deletec by accident
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Though I had the same kind of feeling last year - I had gotten a friend's old pc and had everything set up (finally) - and then the cpu blew up (or to be accurate: the power supply unit blew and took everything down with it) - so I had to deal for a long time without any pc whatsoever and after I gathered the funds I had to set up everything AgAiN...major pain in the ###

god I know that feeling. The thing I'm lucky about is that there are three fully functioning computers in my house. Then I have my tablet, smart phone, my moms smart phone (lives on my parents property) and I might be getting a new laptop soon. :P so that'll make it four and I'm anal about backing things up on thumbdrives. oh! only two of the three computers is set up right now thought.
One is really old so I need to get it first. XD Two desktops and one laptop and one tablet. :P gotta love technology. Then if you wanna get technical I also have an xbox360 and a wii XD;;

Wii and stuff belongs to my kids - I don't want to know how to operate those (I'm a lackey 24/7 I don't want to step down the path of "personal technician" anytime soon)
I've been a WoW-addict for the longest time, so all I needed was my pc - ah well I'm old enough to remember the time "Pong" was a revolution, so yeah - let me stay a dinosaur in at least the realm of "console gaming" ^^
And I must admit reading manga on my smartphone was a major pain too, somehow. Still a luxury compared to staring at the wall, but - it lacked comfort! ^^

lol dude I can understand that (the smart phone thing) I use that only in emergency's I use either my laptop or my tablet to read the yaoi and what not. As for me I remember we had a sega growing up but the big revolution that we had was Nintendo 64 (I am only 22) So I was a kid at the start of the home console revolution >8D muwahahahaha~
as for keeping them operational not that hard so long as you take care of the machines and dust them. (and take a air compressor and blow out the insides with air) That last part I do because we have dogs that shed BAD.

yeeeah...my kids are the kind of twins that'll destroy a nintendo ds by sitting on it (the flippable kind)
Back when I was a kid I was allowed to play "Worms" and later "Arkanoid" in the office of my mom ^^ But well, I grew up with the big machines in her office, so I still remember monitor screens with black background and green font ^^
And yes I'm dusting the consoles (and everything else) - we've got a cat who apparently sheds her whole fur twice a day (I could make a new cat out of all that fur -.-)

lol try that with three large dogs. We have a boarder collie (13) a black lab (5) and a basset hound (7 months) lol they shed bad. but you gotta deal ya know. and OMG TWINS!? REALLY!? I adore twins *w* they run in my family thick on both my moms and dads sides. So the potential for me to have twins when I find a guy who can handle my obsessions is VERY high. XD
I want twin boys.
I wouldn't mind a boy and a girl.
Twin girls terrify me XD but I'd love them anyway lol

Well you'll have to! When I came to terms with being a twins mom, I hoped for boy&girl, too (it's the epitome of efficiency!) - but in the end there where two boys in my belly (and they where arguing then, too -.-)
The physician back then said: "No wonder you're having contractions, as I see it (sonography), they're looking at each other right now, and are realizing why it's been so cramped for the last months."
I had a laughing fit between the contractions, you know? ^^

OMG I would be to are you kidding me If I hadn't been having contractions yet I would have laughed myself into having them. OMG good physician very good physician XD
but seriously I would be happy with any child so long as its the child of the person I love. I mean I'm the type that even if I got raped and got pregnant by it I would at least have the kid. If I know by then I wouldn't be able to raise the kid in a loving home then I would make sure the child at least got adopted into a loving home.
>:U I should have enough strength to do that at least I mean its not the childs fault for being conceved >8Y IT'S ITS BIRTHDADS *goes hunt down the imaginary birth father of an event that I hope never happens to me or anyone I know*

Ah, life is precious. Despite all bravado my first thought always was, that my kids should come safe into this world - in the end they came 7 weeks early (which isn't THAT unusual for twins), but they were so big already that there was simply no way in hell to still contain them ^^ (I'm only 1,55 so I quipped about Greenpeace bringing me back to the ocean as I was confined to the bed)
And when you see these pruney dwarves in their incubator you just don't care anymore about the rest (≧∀≦)

IKR!! I don't even have kids yet but I have 13 nieces and nephews and OMG I love them all to bits!! I've watched all of them grow up! (am the youngest of six kids) The oldest just turned 16 and the youngest turns a year in about three months. :B hehehe~
omg I now have a erge to find a good bullying yaoi. . .or one where the seme is a complete cheat (have no idea why) xD For after I finish signal red baby. You know its hard to find good yaoi's with a decent bully savior type deal yo.

I'm rather stuck in a mood every now and then - I either fall prey to bunbunhanten (Haikyuu Dj's - really fluffy, sometimes angsty), or 3745 House for a liiiittle sultriness or Chikadoh/Halco (Naruto Dj's) for lots of laughter (whenever I see Kakashi now I hear "Now, now" and start grinning away). As you can see I'm a little "Dj"-obsessed ^^
Otherwise I try to restrain my usual floatiness to proceed working on my lists - so I re-track my "already read"-list and sort...and sort....and sort
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That evil-speech-bubble... "No."
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/hoshigari_na_kimi_to_futsutsuka_na_boku/an/hoshigari-na-kimi-to-futsutsuka-na-boku-chapter-3.html/43/
And to categorize Tatsumi (ch.2) as a "strong uke" would be an understatement of epic proportions (such smooth movements, the fighting-scenes were really vivid) ~ (▰˘◡˘▰)

but it's never been so ...public, I guess?
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koisuru_barairo_tenchou/bt/304015/Vol1_Ch5/16/
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It's all in the details, I'm tellin' ya.
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/mousouka_koi_o_suru/bt/289351/Vol1_Ch55/7/
And before you start wondering what I'm going on about - just imagine this scene without the "whump"
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That smokin' phone...Hajime, my man!
http://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/fingertip_s_love/an/fingertip-s-love-chapter-3.html/12/
Oh Japan... ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
I was thinking the SAME thing!