Family? Family can be you, your mother, the guy your mother is married with, and the grandfather that fathered you and your brother that might be actually the son of the guy your mother's married to.
At this point, I'm thoroughly confused about the family relations between her child and the guy who attacked her first. I think he might lose his marbles if he has to call her baby uncle.
gangster uncle, please buff out BEFORE you retaliate
... alright, so next up:
how to foster your biblically correct angel (genetic experiment) for dummies:
Step 1. You MIGHT think that's too many eyes, but in fact...!
Step 2. How hard can socializing from scratch be?
Step 3. Forgot about potty training and now we have all these bodies
Step 4. BALANCED. DIET.
as of ch.7 I am convinced NEITHER of the 2 has all their ducks in a row.
This "whoopsie I fall in love so easily"-guy isn't even persistent. He's just if gum under your shoe was a person. Doesn't help if the gum is pink and harmless.
GETT OFFFFF
...he went in trying to distract her with "everything's fine lemme just potentially-super-poison-french you" and she DEVOURED the man and knocked him on his ass.
And I love that for them.
Because they end on a couch, 20 inch apart, having a TALK talk.
I never finished this one and finally started over from the beginning to amend this and at the end of chapter 1
~ dramatic reveal ~
And I'm like.
Bro. Maybe he just hasn't any.
...
And lawd I thought the same thing ages ago when I read that first chapter the first time.
*massages temples*
Is that his next best bet? Fortune telling?
I mean, he is a go getter, solving his debts with that tight deadline while he has to short out that whole shebang, but still. A fortune teller?
Bro, you ain't got a tight grip on why or how you're there. How about you tell your own fortune, for a start.
He gotta do what he gotta do ¯_(ツ)_/¯