thank you @anjeekat, reading the summary I thought I was having a stroke
I'm so goddamn unreasonably proud of this fictional character going "console me" to his boyfriend instead of looking for the same comfort he'd been finding at the bottom of several bottles
If they use Ilyan staggering around in a feverish haze to redeem his mantlepiece abomination of a father, imma pitch a hissy fit
Jade going to develop an ulcer at this rate. "All these men and all of them useless!"
When you say "My boss is a demonic snake" and that isn't even the weirdest part.
"My palace is about to be blown up, please stick out your ass more"
...
I'm gonna...I'm just gonna decide that they both fit together.
Esteban going: no worries, but where were we?
Lew going: the one thing I can do about mortal embarassement is RAMBLE (and if that looks like he has a clue, that only counts until you realize he's buttnaked for all of it)
Where's my appreciation for the trash prince's fiancee? That little lady looked at the challenge and (after a little coaching in using blunt force instruments, presumably) WENT FOR THE THROAT
Ch. 20 Mari(stelle) doing the upper crust of nobility a serious frighten. I am waiting for both guys to finally adjust to her randomness and just...try to be serene in the face of an agent of chaos.
Lovely.
When the audacity of "You forgot your sword" finally culminates in "wrapped his arms around me and we fell both asleep in peace". That's what the struggle was for, yeah?
Ruth being ruthless as ever.
And here's the ace up my sleeve and just so you know, Imma train you under this pretense until I can slack off in my tower for eternity