even if you were ordered to, do you really have to go ballistic in just taking a child to your boss who in their right mind would think like "oh, boss said to take the child to him immediately so imma bit the shit out of it like its a goddamn criminal" like dude, pls get some help and i hope you never have a child. id be worried shit for your child my ghad











It's time to teach the boss what she SHOULD doo in this situation!
Step 1: Fucking stop having ill thoughts or you gonna hear my shotgun
Step 2: Clean the motherfucking table! It's what nice costumers do, yeah?
Step 3: Clean the motherfucking floor! Again, it's what nice customers do, right?
Step 4: Motherfucking stop staring at him. Or istg its on site.
Step 5: Bitch idk call someone from his family? His friends? Or wake him up and make him sober? Take him to a cafe and let him drink some water? And then ask his adress or better yet ask him to call someone he trust? So he can come home?? Huh??? HUHHH??