
I just came back from my exam for rejuvenation and DAMN I WAS REJUVENATED. Well, it'd actually be much better if my pookie wookie sexy Dr. Kang would just come here and help me ease my pains. I was never one to beg, nor kneel for anything in my entire life but, for you, Dr. Kang, I will HOLEheartedly kneel and beg for you rn.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

I take back everything bad I said abt this guy he was 13 FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ALSO IN A CRITICAL CONDITION AND THAT'S WHAT THESE BITCHES DO TO HIM!?! my dear emperor I am so sorry that happened to you, both your mother and the woman who forced you to sleep with her while you were bedridden deserves to die in the most painful and disgusting way possible..
I love how everyone in the cm section was just like "Fuck! He's straight!" because like, honestly... SAME.